Karl Rove Behind Another Plot!!!

You have to know that's actually coming:




Karl Rove to resign at end of August



One can only assume he wants to depress the nutters who will now have to change the tinfoil in their propeller beanies.



Unless he's secretly not leaving, and will be conducting his super-secret plot to destroy the world (women and minorities suffer most^®) in an even more super-secret way...