Thursday, January 06, 2005

Thursday Three, '05 Model

1) What are three things you wish you had been able to get done in 2004, but didn’t?

Get filthy stinking rich. Two outta three ain't bad.

2) What are three things you have always wished to do, but still haven’t done?

Learn to fly; buy a brand new car for cash money; learn to cook a steak properly on the grill.

AND FINALLY, from Larry Anderson up at Kudzu Acres, who sends along this contribution regarding things of true importance--
How about some questions to really bring out the football fans this week?

Where were you on 17-16?

Well, up north we only have 12 months in a year, so I have no idea what you Southy folks mean.

What were Shug's and Bear's real names?

Abbot Suger, as we've seen previously. And I always thought it was Fozzie. Waka waka waka.

Why would anyone go to Alabama when a good school costs about the same?

Stupid question. Because they shoulda made that left toin in Albequerque.

You know, some real intellectual ones this week to get the year off right.

Of course, Skinnydan may feel a little left out, so you could always ask how Rutgers did this year.

Rutgers? They have a football team? Didn't he play bass for Springsteen?