Thursday, July 27, 2006

Headline silliness

This one from the Christian Science Monitor cracked me up:

Palestinians in Gaza worry about becoming the 'forgotten war'


Oh, poor baby. Nobody remembers you kidnapped Israeli citizens, murdering one, and now the Israelis are dismantling your pile of rubble. That dingbat Abbas reportedly said "But it's more than that. We're the forgotten war. [Monday], there were seven Palestinians killed in Gaza. Does anybody know that?"

Sniff sniff.

Don't worry, pal. Israel hasn't forgotten. I haven't forgotten. I'm pretty sure you'll get what's coming to you, as soon as the Northern fracas is settled. Your Palestinians are being killed because you keep firing rockets into Israel and murdering their citizens. You wanted to be your own country? You want to commit acts of war? This is what you reap. Sorry if you're not the focus of everyone's attention, but they'll get to you when the time comes.