Oh, man!

This one's too easy. Where do I start? Does the book come with driving instructions, especially for bridge crossings? Cocktail mix recipes in an appendix? Quotations from Chairman Mao?

I'm not sure what makes every person on the planet think they can write children's books. Granted, pretty much everyone can, but that's why 95% of kids books are garbage. We can only hope that the smarter of the pair wrote this one. I imagine the dog's writing is more balanced, anyway.