Fun With Headlines

Couldn't resist this one:

Oliver Stone says September 11 movie not political

Stone also Says CIA, Mob Not Behind Kennedy Assasination

Director will Not Comment on Reality of Six Foot Tall, Frog-Shaped Aliens Providing Funding for Next Project, "How Halliburton and the Bush Administration Caused the Attack of the Zorps on Xj'kqlfre VII for Oil and to Bring Fascism to the Galaxy." [ed. This is only a working title.]