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company. Oldest child is sitting in my office, happily drawing as I pretend to work. Since she can't read yet (we're working on it) it's not like my secret is at risk anyway, but I still feel a little furtive.

I recommend keeping a box of crayons at the office if there's a chance a child will be by. That and a google search on "[fill in the overmarketed saccharine cartoon character of your choice] coloring pages" and you'll get more peace and quiet with them than at home.