Podium Three

1. Do you even watch the Winter Olympics?

The what? Are they still doing those?

2. What is your most memorable Winter Olympic moment?

I'd like to say the 1980 Hockey win, but the truth is I don't remember it at all. I think I can remember the time Herman Meier blew a tire at the wire. 'Twas quite dire. He'd been on fire. To win he did aspire. He almost ended up playing the lyre. [ed. I've run out - anyone else care to carry this stupidity on?] OOOH! Thought of another one: and singing in the heavenly choir.

3. Which Winter Olympic sport would you most like to try?

Eh, what kind of question is that, eh? Hoser.