Isn't that just like

a psychotic terrorist?

Mullah Omar says hasn't seen bin Laden for years

"I don't understand" the red-eyed lunatic cleric sighed. "He said we would be together forever, even in Heaven. He said we would even share our virgins. But I guess it was just a come-on line to get me to give up my RPGs and share my 4X4s with him." "Maybe he sent me an email to my old AOL account, and that's why he hasn't called..."

Seriously, how in the hell did Reuter's get Mullah Omar's email address? Madmullah7654@gmail.com? And why? He needed more hits to his Myspace page? Ridiculous.