Jesus

sure has a wicked slapshot, eh?

Reminds me of a one-liner a friend of mine used to use way back when:

Jesus Saves...

GRETZKY SCORES ON THE REBOUND!!!

Seriously, I know everyone's supposed to have a close relationship with their own personal savior, but are kitschy mass produced tchotchkes really the way believing Christians want to go?

And given what I know about hockey, do I really want to ask what penalties Jesus might get that would get him sent to the Sin Bin? Those flowing robes are certainly not regulation equipment.

Thanks, of sorts, to the Corner for the link.